least dignified

You have never seen me half-jog across a crosswalk.

Do you need to hold your boobs, like I do?

Why do you need to hold their boobs though?

asking the same question. Maybe because they bounce too much they run and it hurts or something idk i don’t have boobs

That would necessitate holding their OWN boobs.

I was commenting on the fact that a deliberately wrong but technically valid way to read the question would be that the asker needed to hold the boobs of the asked rather than their own 😉

Wait omfg i missed it completely (and your comments meaning)

No worries, it’s subtle enough that only an experienced pedant would be guaranteed to spot it 😉