Flying Squid‘TRUMP WON!’ Proud Boy Who Told Judge He Was ‘Changed Man’ Raises Fist and Shouts MAGA Slogan On Way to 10-Year Prison Sentence
acceptable_pumpkinOf course he’s a changed man. Before he was free, now he’s going to prison. I hope all these Proud Boys are similarly changed!
swopeIt's a whole lifestyle makeover! 😆
So this smoothbrain has his ‘I am Spartacus’ moment, his 2.5 minutes of fame. As the endorphins wear off and he comes to terms to the fact that he ain’t seeing outside past the ‘yard’ for the next decade. Assuming the genpop doesn’t try to do him for shit and giggles
Oh, they’ll do him in the shitter and giggle about it for sure.
jeromeI hope so, unless he’s into that sort of thing.
Ah, rape jokes. Stay classy Lemmy.
Haha don’t drop the soap haha, whoopsies butterfingers more like buttblasted fingers amirite haha cuz he’s in prison haha rape happens in prison guys
Laugh
YoBuckStopsHereHe’s going to be with his people. Racist make up a lot of the prison population.
He’ll be a member of the Aryan brotherhood in no time.
Noble ShiftHe’ll be in the AB or he’ll be dead.
He’s celebrating. He knew he was going to prison, he just didn’t know for how long. The DOJ recommended 20 years and he only got 10, which means he’ll be out in 7.5 (with good behavior and time served).
ChrisLichtPardoned in 17 months.
Trump won’t pardon failures.
I prefer insurrectionists who aren’t captured.
Altima NEOWas this the dumbass that was crying about his daughter being all that mattered to him now?
No, that was Joe Biggs who got 17 years
I’m surprised the judge didn’t yank him back on that statement as proof that he lied to the court and give him a longer term
The D QuuuuuillHe’d need to be tried again for purgory which he very well might be
I don't think he was under oath at the time he made that statement, so perjury is not a concern.
What if he literally vomited on them? He purged all over the court
That’s not how it works. His statement out of court can be used as evidence that his statements in court were false (perjury).
Probably not. You're allowed to lie in "general" speech (not a legal term). If he had made one statement under oath, and a mutually exclusive statement, also under oath, then one of those statements would be perjury.
But an outburst in court can be considered contempt. The judge could have marched him back in for that one but it probably would have been seen as petty.
So he didn’t commit pierogi
Unless he was in Prague.
SnausagesinaBlanketI love Perogies!
Was he pragante?
Lol purgatory might be in his future anyway
I read that as purgatory at first and got a little confused
TheAndrewBrownI doubt it’d be worth it to pursue. He could always argue he was changed at the time he said it but in between then and now, he changed his mind back.
Semi-Hemi-DemigodI'm sure that won't come up at parole hearings. No sirree
FilthyHandsThere is no federal parole. He has to serve up to 85% of his sentence too!
Not 100%? That kind of sounds like parole.
It’s technically different
(which is the best kind of different)
ArugulaZThey need the max sentence, every time. None of them are sorry; they're just telling the judge what they think he wants to hear. They might as well not be sorry making license plates for a decade.
possibly a catThe accused are playing their part - if the judge doesn’t play theirs, how is the charade supposed to work?
Sending people to jail for decades: the new charade.
-by your local tinfoil hat
-by your local tinfoil hat
I don’t believe anyone has received a sentence that would have a minimum of even 2 decades, but correct me if I’m wrong.
ImFresh3xOh what a gotcha. 18 years isn’t two decades. Good job 👏
Not this guy. Briggs? That’s one person, and I believe I read he is likely to serve only 10 - again, correct me if I’m wrong.
Totally forgot ten years isn’t a decade.
Man, you really got me by the balls.
Man, you really got me by the balls.
Fine. Keep moving the goalposts at whatever speed helps you cope. You all look absolutely ridiculous from the outside, just so you know. Always jumping to the attack because you have no defense, never informing yourselves about your own doings. It’s almost like you’re all begging for the coup to succeed next time. What can I say, except
You’re right, please forgive me. Let’s put the spot light back on you.
What’s this charade the judges are playing by sentencing these people for decades again? Obviously ten or more years is a short time. What’s the grift?
The grift is that they need attention there so we don’t realize birds aren’t real. Same reason they have those drones in nyc for Labor Day weekend. They want us to think if they need drones they don’t have birds but the fact is it’s all a stunt. Attention is what it is. Remember, birds aren’t real.
Oh what a gotcha That sounds like a foreign language.
Is common English foreign to you?
gotcha noun
: an unexpected usually disconcerting challenge, revelation, or catch also : an attempt to embarrass, expose, or disgrace someone (such as a politician) with a gotcha
Used in a sentence:
Oh what a gotcha.
Oh boy.
What charade is that?
Mostly the double standards in sentencing.
ROFL! I would LOVE an explanation of this.
They’re going to respond with weed charges, watch.
Which were horrible. But also not recent, so… it’s a false equivalent.
Which were horrible. But also not recent, so… it’s a false equivalent.
? what are you talking about?
They’ve given the defendants of 1/6 every opportunity to receive minimal sentencing, often going well under what the prosecutors have asked for, foregoing reasonable enhancements, and every other leniency. Some have also walked due to biased judges. This is a popular criticism, it’s not exactly a fringe opinion.
That’s not an example of double standards. I’m waning that part explained.
I’m wanting
Oh, well, pardon me! lol
These are primarily upper middle class individuals and their cases are political. We don’t see such leniency and bias employed with working class convictions. They are also defendants on the right - heck, many times the US simply assassinates people on the left before the can become defendants! However for a different comparison, we have seen terrorism charges actually wielded against eco-protestors in the US.
I hope that is sufficient, because this is starting to feel like I’m being sea-lioned.
No idea what sea lions have to do with anything, but…. If you say so.
Ah, sorry, let me rephrase: I’m calling you a troll.
Oh the irony.
YeetPicsStrong claim for a hexbear to be making.
This guy must be a white western lib, right?
Wrong… and I’m also not a hexbear lmao