Missing The PointFollowing a Saudi man being sentenced to death for criticizing the Saudi government on two anonymous Twitter accounts with a total of ten followers, Elon Musk clarifies that his offer to fund users’ legal bills if one is unfairly treated due to posting or liking on the platform does not extend to disputes with the world’s leading importer of bone saws (i.e. Twitter’s second-largest shareholder).
Riley S. Faelan@MissingThePt The offer is only valid every second Tuesday after the full moon falling on the same day as apogee of Uranus, and limited to the hypothetical goeografical region called Suede Aruba but not known as such, on account of it being purely hypothetical.