alphacyberrangerPutin's colonel killed in drone strike while mowing lawn at his Russian residence
🇨🅾️🇰🅰️N🇪I hope he had just started mowing, man that would suck to mow for an while then get vaporized.
goforliftoffI don’t know, a lawn with just a small portion mowed and the rest standing tall? That shit would haunt me in my own afterlife.
The knife missile could take care of both problems at once.
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