The right is melting down over a fake Fox story that the Biden Administration is going to limit alcohol to two beers a week. Wait till I tell them itβs gotta be just two Bud Lights.
@georgetakei "Well, boss, there's a story gaining traction about Rudy G being blitzed off his ass while advising Trump in the White House on January 6. What can we do to distract the rubes?"
*Rupert Murdoch goes full Montgomery Burns*
"I have just the thing, Smithers!"
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