Mastodawn

‘Kiss My Ass’: Ted Cruz, a Newsmax Host, and a Group Of Fellas Walk Into a Bar…

My god are these people stupid. “Doctors say we shouldn’t do this but they’re just woke liberals, so we’re going to do this to spite them!”

WHERE’S MY LEGAL WEED, MR. “LIBERALS WANT TO CONTROL EVERY ASPECT OF YOUR LIFE”?

"In a new statement handed down today by the FDA, Americans are recommended that they smoke 2 joints.

Do you smoke two joints in the morning? Or smoke two joints at night?

I smoke two joints in the afternoon. It makes me feel…alright ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

I smoke two joints in time of peace. And two in time of war.

I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints and then I smoke two more

two before work, two after