DizzySchool stories time. This is the story of how I got into sysadmin work by helping out the criminally underpaid network admin in highschool, an unpaid "job" I got by impressing her by fucking around with their network.
RedCyberLizzie 
@dizzy I got suspended and banned from the middle school computers because I crashed the entire schools network system with a single line from cmd.exe and we all had to get sent home early.
@RedCyberLizzie I think the most truly disruptive thing I ever did was teach the gaggle of LAN party nerds about "NET SEND *", whereupon they immediately started filling every screen on the network with swears