Mallory's Musings & Mischief"The United States of America is the greatest democracy in the world!"
The United States isn't a democracy, it's a loosely affiliated oligarchy hiding in a democracy-colored trenchcoat
The United States of America: We are a shining beacon of democracy for the entire world!
D.C., Puerto Rico, Guam, Virgin Islands, Samoa: So that means we can have equal representation in the US government?
The United States of America: lol no
United States of America: Our citizens have the most freedom of people in the world! FREEDOM!
Me: Oh sweet! *transes my gender*
USA: No, not like that
DirtFarmer WithARealJob@malcircuit in the US, I spell it 'freedumb'
Grumble@malcircuit If you want equal representation, you can damn well rustle up some oligarchs to pay for it like the rest of us...
YeekasooseAbsolutely nobody outside of the US thinks the US are a beacon of democracy.
Holly 🇨🇦