KingMob
Miriam's on Medical LeaveImportant reminder:
DocHolliday@miriamrobern and then blast them?
Chris [list of emoji]I love how this is simultaneously a shitpost and good advice.
Rose Nicolle 🃏 (She/her)
Dym Sohin@miriamrobern and by the time you caught the dream of "being a rockstar", it already has deflated to "taking a nap", so it's a win-win.
now get a new dream
now get a new dream
Chloé Raccoon
Rai Aren 🖖✨📚🇺🇦
Raven Luni@miriamrobern My only successes in life have been due to my being a relentless / obsessive problem solver :p
Tom Forsyth@miriamrobern Always knew there was something inherently wrong with Scrum Sprints.
Simon Frankau@TomF @miriamrobern Sprinting is still a useful technique when you're trying to get away from something.
@sgf @miriamrobern A human can't even out-sprint a rabbit.
@TomF @miriamrobern You don't have to be faster than the rabbit, you just have to avoid being the slowest human.
The obvious application of this to Scrum is left as an exercise for the reader ("In this essay, I will explain the 'Killer rabbit' metaphor for agile development...").
Hyphlosion@miriamrobern And then spear it with a pointy stick.
dougdougiedougdoug@miriamrobern Consistency > Intensity
HW3ART@miriamrobern I saw my dreams doing stretches and push-ups as warm up for the chase. So I gave up immediately!
Wendy MsGator 🐊I am so sorry but I have an urgent need to steal this.
shom 🐧📷🤿🏔️🪚✊🏽
Janet Logan (she/her) 🏳️⚧️