Zapp Brannigan is the better Kirk.
Y’know, boys, a good captain needs many skills, such as boldness, daring and a velour uniform. And I’m not convinced Leela has any of those things.
We have failed to uphold Brannigan’s Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And, in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars? Kif! I’m asking you a question!
Heresy, Bill Shatner as Kirk is the best, Chris Pine is a close second.
you prefer thunder thighs on your captain i see
Weird way to spell Link Hogthrob.