Mastodawn

Chess World's 'Anal Bead' Cheating Saga Quietly Comes To An End

It ended quietly and began quietly and was quiet in the middle because the chess world is like not really that big.

Now that we've finally removed the anal beads as a subject of discussion, I hope we can put the whole shitty mess behind us.

But what about… Other orifices?

I think it made chess finally interesting to the masses