looks like mastodon has the same problem as bluesky: lack of birthday balloons
@ahab It sadly does. Literally unusable smh
@ahab We'll just have to make out own balloons! With blackjack and hookers!
@ahab happy birthday! Hope it's a swole one
@ahab
Happy hatch day!
And yes, birthday balloons are much needed...   
@ahab Damn they’re doing you dirty
Happy hatch day big birb! I’ll give you a nice planet to fuck to make up for it

@ahab Oof

Happy birthday tho ^v^

Have confetti

@ahab Happy Bday!!
Hot air balloons may suffice as a decent alternative!