I need a Simpsons episode where Flanders is copyediting for Homer and he refers to the Oxford Comma as the Lord's Comma and the semicolon as Satan's period.
@zanpreston I bet Flanders puts two spaces after a period because you've gotta leave a space for the Holy Ghost.
@zanpreston wait are you one of those weirdos who thinks there should only be one space after a period?!
@rit I'm space agnostic. I really don't give a damn as long as you're consistent.