There are a large number of Americans that think:

Anything touching them there makes them gay - still not sure how your hand and TP is any different It will hurt - yeah… IDK It’s gross, or it doesn’t get you clean - uh…wiping some paper on it does? how???

Some american men refuse to touch their own penis while washing, due to a fear of it making them gay. I’d tell them they need therapy, but they’d tell me that therapy is for the weak.

What a cool country!