What's a euphemism or a less explicit word for "Asspull"?

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What's a euphemism or a less explicit word for "Asspull"? - Lemmy.world

How would a real gentleman say it?

Hexbear argument.
Assuming that you’re referring to “pulling information out of your ass”, you could try: “Pulling facts out of thin air” or “making it up on the go”. Getting more creative with it: “unscripted intellect”, “on the spot expertise”.
Malarkey Nonsense Fabrication
A real gentleman would probably say “conjecture” or “unfounded information”, but a less explicit word is “nonsense”
Made up on the spot.
Anyone who says asspull probably isn’t pulling any ass.
i’m just spitballing here… i’m thinking perhaps… maybe… does this resonate… have you considered… from another perspective… possibly… informed opinion… its likely… in the ballpark of… something like…
Rectally sourced figure
I’m gonna use this
Somebody is trying to send a spicey work email lmao
Deus ex Machina?
An “ad hoc solution”?
Pulled out of thin air
Cut from whole cloth
“A proctologist was needed to extract that information from its source.”
“He’s just pulling these figures out of his hat.”
“This step in the argument is a bit of a handwave.”
“I’m not sure we can afford to just guess here; let’s gather some real data.”
“Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.” (PNAMBIC for short.)
“I’m concerned that the Emperor’s latest tailors may be in the pay of the Nudist Association.”
Alternative logic