Spent 8 hours canoeing down the Wye yesterday. Despite the massive head winds and thunderstorms I've managed to sunburn the shit out of my knees. Canoe knees, as will be familiar to any canoeists. Or canoonies, as they shall henceforth be known. As in "look at the state of my fucking canoonies", or "for fuck's sake Little Dog will you get your claws out of my canoonies!"
@Lugsy51 Hahahaha! This Toot has killed me. I am ded now. #RIPMe #Canoonies
@BigGayShaun These are the worst fucking canoonies I've ever had. And I've had some right canoonies in my time.
@Lugsy51 Proper #Canoonies them mate. I’m equally impressed and also horrified that you’ve had to bear that burden. You’re being very stoic about the whole situation.