Didn’t Jesus say something along the lines of “Render unto Caesar what is Caesar’s”? Sounds to me like he was pro taxes.

Render unto Caesar what is Caesar’s

except that's not what taxes are - taxes are citizens money going in to a pot to pay for things citizens need.
Also doesn't sound like something Jesus would say considering how much he hated the rich and their greed.
Either way, some rich fuck trying to claim them for themsleves (or whoever added it later to serve the ruler of the time) doesn't change what taxes are.

Also doesn't sound like something Jesus would say

It is literally something he said, after specifically being asked about paying taxes.

Mf really talked out of his ass didn’t he?