Mastodawn

Rabbit? I'm a hare!

sauce [https://mastodon.social/@MrLovenstein/110956285296528896]

So who gets eaten?

the hare

Jeez, that’s a savage tortoise

Donkey ? I’m a mull you carrot eating lazy dumbass!

And thus why grammar trolls are always the first to get eaten

Did you just assume my species??

All of them are green. 🟢

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

ALL OF THEM ARE GREEN 🟢

Too bad the tortoise joke doesn’t work, because a tortoise is a turtle.

And toads are frogs.

Enter the librarian…

ALLIGATOR? I HARDLY KNOW HER.

I read this using fire"fox".