@RickiTarr @cpm as a young lad (12?) I participated in a game of old-fashioned hide & seek (girls hide while boys cover their eyes and count to 30, then vice-versa) We had just moved to the neighborhood, and I wanted to make a good impression on the cool kids. As the girls counted, I ran around the corner of the house and took refuge behind a lilac bush, where I was "discovered" by Anita S. who planted a big smooch on my lips and poked her tongue in my mouth. My young mind was permanently blown.