A Crushing Question!
Courtesy of @cpm

Who was your first ever crush? How old were you?
How do you feel about them now?

@RickiTarr @cpm

Hmmm, a very pretty young girl in my elementary school class. Probably around fifth or sixth grade. I was so smitten. I moped about her, hung out in this empty field sitting on a big rock near her house, just hoping to get a glimpse of her... yeah, it was pretty creepy, stalkerish behavior, looking back.

She didn't feel the same way, sadly.

I mean, it didn't help that I was the teacher....

JUST KIDDING!!! EVERYTHING ELSE IS PATHETICALLY TRUE!

@psetnik @cpm You had me for a second pheww