salaruaAug 25, 2023

Big Tech companies are finally getting the names we thought dystopian megacorps would have

https://sopuli.xyz/post/2693314

Big Tech companies are finally getting the names we thought dystopian megacorps would have - Sopuli

Meta Platforms. X Corp. tell me those aren’t straight from a strangely prescient cyberpunk classic

Show threadZoboomafoo

Don’t forget the conglomerate names:

Microsoft-Activision-Blizzard

Aug 25, 2023 at 4:22pmWeb
Show threadAWittyUsernameAug 25, 2023
  • Shinra Mishima Zaibatsu
Show thread🔍🦘🛎Aug 25, 2023
Wayland-Yutani
Show threadOxnvatAug 26, 2023
Denny’s-Applebee’s-Max
Show threaddeadbeef79000Aug 26, 2023
Omni consumer products.
Show threadRilichuAug 25, 2023
“Well, there was a bit of a stir when it was decided that since corporations are people, they could technically run for president. But President Walt Disney-Pepsi-Comcast has done wonders for the economy… given that it’s… now the economy”
Show threadrDrDrAug 25, 2023
Don’t blame me I voted for Tim Apple
Show threadmudmaniacAug 26, 2023
I used to call it ActiBlizz. What am I supposed to do now?
Show threadRetoffelnosterAug 26, 2023
Xbox
Show threadagnomeunknownAug 26, 2023
Eckbok
Show threadxx3rawrAug 26, 2023
MS ActiBlizz sounds like the next addition to MS Office but they already renamed it to “Microsoft 365”