Richard Stallman
(satire) Prison Guard Heats Lunch Up Inside 150-Degree Solitary Confinement Cell: https://www.theonion.com/prison-guard-heats-lunch-up-inside-150-degree-solitary-1850733554 This is outrageous! That lunch did nothing to deserve solitary confinement.
Prison Guard Heats Lunch Up Inside 150-Degree Solitary Confinement Cell

JACKSON, LA—With a scorching heat wave causing temperatures inside the Dixon Correctional Institute to soar, local prison guard Jeffrey Wittsack told reporters Wednesday that he’d heated his lunch up inside a 150-degree Fahrenheit solitary confinement cell. “Well, it was pretty easy, I just took out my leftovers, put…

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Aug 25, 2023 at 8:45amWeb
Show threadvitzyAug 26, 2023
@rms my dad used to heat his food on the boiler of the factory he works the best thing is that they have a microwave they just don't use