It used to be, now it’s just bragging about how big your truck is, or how much beer you drink, or how good your wife’s ass looks in jeans.

A dirt road

A cold beer

A big truck

A girl I want to take to church

Good girl

In a straw hat

With her arms out in a corn field

… That is a scarecrow

Thought that was a human woman, sorry

Darkness falls.

Lightning strikes.

Scarecrow becomes animated.

Chases you down and devours your bones.