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i eat pizza with a fork and knife.
Yes officer this comment right here.
I eat fries with a fork.

Ok I feel this one is fine

How else am I supposed to dunk them in mayo?

With your fingers? Do you completely submerge them in mayo or something?
The only time it is acceptable to use a fork for fries is whith those super soggy ones that were immersed in ketchup/mayo. You use a fork to scoop those up and put them in the trash. Those are far worse than pineapple on pizza or fries with ketchup.