I can’t get a bidet because my friend is fat and breaks the toilet seats on the regular. He of course replaces them. I’ve tried bidets at other places and it was nice but i still had to use toilet paper to clean my now wet ass so I’m really confused when people say they don’t need toilet paper anymore. I really hope they aren’t just wiping their ass on a towel or some shit.

How do you wipe your ass after a shower?

That involved soap a few mins prior so obviously it’s a proper clean ass my guy.

As for the bidet it’s only water being shot at your ass with no soap. Water alone won’t kill the bacteria unless we’re shooting some hot ass 140°F+ water at your booty hole.