Col. Boozy BadgerPerson who almost hit me in the courthouse parking garage, getting in the elevator with me: “I’m here to fight a traffic case. Thank god the state’s lawyer didn’t see that!”
Me: “…you’re not gonna believe this.”
Cactuar Joe@BoozyBadger Shoulda gone, "Yeah, that'd be pretty bad." and then just stare at him as he walks into the courtroom. :3