Person who almost hit me in the courthouse parking garage, getting in the elevator with me: “I’m here to fight a traffic case. Thank god the state’s lawyer didn’t see that!”

Me: “…you’re not gonna believe this.”

@BoozyBadger They're about to have a bad day 😅
@inkblitz @BoozyBadger A bad-ger day!
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@inkblitz @BoozyBadger (I apologize, I really do, but my daughter invented the Goodger (which is of course the opposite of a badger) and it's been bouncing around my head waiting for an exit all week, sorry mr badger but your number came up)