My kid wrote this 65-word story off the top of her head when she was nine, and it remains one of the greatest things in the universe.
@pathigginsfilm
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All text image that reads, “and the amazing animals barged into the cafeteria. People were stunned! Some laughed, others pointed, a couple completely passed out! But one girl sat still, undisturbed by the commotion that was going on around her. As people rushed to get out of the canteen, she walked up to the animals and patted them, one by one, on the nose.
She, of course, was eaten.”