Red or blue team? - Lemmy.world

This is why I’m cool with the whole hood.
I’m on the team that doesn’t need plastic surgery.

I’m an ass man but at least make the choices fair.

That’s a great rack but a mediocre ass.

Look at my username and you’ll have my answer.
Now that’s a team I can get behind!
I’m on a forever alone team.
nice ass makes up for lack of boobs, can't be done the other way around
Both at the same time. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be, with a side of thights.

I’m Cosmo Kramer

The Ass Man

none, i choose my girlfriend
This is the way homie
Same, I choose your girlfriend.
I also choose their girlfriend.
In the spirit of Tupac I call for unity in the hood on this one.