Donald Trump Is Holding a Rudy Giuliani Fundraiser for $100K Per Ticket, Report Says

The fundraiser comes days after a CNN report alleged Giuliani had met with Trump at Mar-a-Lago months ago to plead for financial help.

The Daily Beast
@scalzi That was my first thought also. That fine print probably says that 99 cents of every dollar donated actually goes to Trump with only a penny of every dollar going to Rudy. Also, all expenses related to the fundraiser come out of Rudy's share.
@scalzi Damn. Now you spoiled watching the entire show.
@scalzi "Food here for everyone!" *exits like a rocket sled on rails*

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Who the fuck would pay $100k to bail out Giuliani? I doubt he'd get even one real donation. It'll just be Trump using this to launder money.

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Well, that should draw a crowd of - oh, 11 people...

@scalzi as long as he doesn’t speak to him at dinner because that would break a condition of Trump’s release and also be kinda awkward.
@scalzi Trump is Lucy and the football is always money.