and most recently won the defamation suit against trump for raping e jean carroll (and yes, the judge specifically ruled that while the legal term was sexual battery, he cannot counter-sue for defamation if someone calls it rape https://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-rape-e-jean-carroll-sexual-abuse-jury-judge-2023-7?r=US&IR=T )

so she has a history of taking on pieces of shit and winning, even if they were as powerful as the former president of the us

Donald Trump raped E. Jean Carroll, not just sexual abuse: judge

The jury didn't find Trump "raped" Carroll only because of a quirk in New York state law, according to the judge who oversaw the trial.

Business Insider

his entire plan is to just use discovery to find out who the secret cabal of leftists planning his and x's destruction are

this will be fun šŸæšŸæšŸæ

CCDH did threaten in their letter to Elon's lawyers that if Elon insists on pressing forward and filing a lawsuit, they'd be using their powers of discovery to get all of Twitter's internal information about how they identify and categorize and measure hate speech, their metrics on hate speech; and additionally information about their advertising income (which are all directly relevant to the complaint).
This filing is just performative by Elon, to try to create a chilling effect to discourage anyone else from writing articles that make him sad. As soon as he's being required by discovery to turn over information detailing the fact that Twitter has basically no real measurements of hate speech, and the sad state his advertising revenue is in, he'll drop the suit because he won't want to turn any of that over.
It's like wearing long sleeves over your swastika tattoo
gone away is the blue bird, here to stay is the n word
The new EU regulations against hate speech and misinformation are coming into effect by the end of august. Musk said he'd abide by them (lmao)
Well that 10% covers the wage of their remaining 2-3 developers. Clearly a business genius.

It's like he's screaming continuously to try to drown out his own thoughts telling him he's a cowardly loser, and also all of the other people telling him that.

Zuck should challenge him on top of a staircase. Because it seems the first time didn’t take.

There's something grossly and genuinely wrong about watching a grown man with far too much wealth and power to ever get a genuine comeuppance, delivering a bragging replay of his own childish behavior to his online friends with the sweaty, obvious dishonesty of a nasty little boy of 11 or 12 relaying to the other boys how he totally owned some rival in the playground.

Cringe is too small a word.

twitter's lawyers, explaining to the court that they have no one left who can write a SQL query
the government's lawyers, explaining to the court that you just hit Control F

Is it just me or is there a 100% chance Trump talked to his advisors about sensitive stuff via DM?

https://politico.com/news/2023/08/15/special-counsel-obtained-trump-twitter-howell-00111410

Special counsel obtained Trump DMs despite ā€˜momentous’ bid by Twitter to delay, unsealed filings show

Judge Beryl Howell lit into Twitter for taking steps to give Donald Trump advance notice about the search warrant.

POLITICO
hell of a ratio goin on here for ms libs of tiktok

An analysis of the US vs Twitter case for the subpoena of Trump's tweets - Part 1

https://www.dcd.uscourts.gov/sites/dcd/files/23sc31%20Attachment%20A%20-%20Documents%20unsealed%20with%20redactions.pdf

An analysis of the US vs Twitter case for the subpoena of Trump's tweets - Part 2 - How obvious Elon's simping for Trump was and just how much Twitter is a dead company walking with no real institutional knowledge left

Note: Fleets were basically Instagram/Snapchat stories

https://www.dcd.uscourts.gov/sites/dcd/files/23sc31%20Attachment%20A%20-%20Documents%20unsealed%20with%20redactions.pdf

Hmm, let me think. Conservative politicians for not doing anything about climate change. Fuckers who constantly fly around in private jets. Self-immolating cars...

It's absolutely wild that Musk is just consistently going "I'M A NAZI! !! AT THIS WHITE KID BEING BULLIED BY EVIL MINORITIES! I'M A NAZI! HELLO HELLO NAZI HERE!"

Meanwhile the media is like "Damn what are his politics? A true enigma worthy of the Riddler!"

How long until Musk makes all new accounts follow him by default, ala Myspace Tom (except MySpace Tom is cool, and my friend)
Coincidentally, the Apple App Store requires apps to implement blocking they want to even sniff being available in the store
it's about Realism in apps

Turns out he's fine with blocking people from viewing the concert they paid for

Extreme ā€œgoing to your ex girlfriend’s weddingā€ levels of sad

Of course

Block also makes it so they cant see your posts or interact with them in anyway (no QTs) obviously they can just log out or if you are locked into "followers only" mode, make another account to look at your content but it does make it harder to harass someone.

It is funny seeing him reap the consequences of making the site even shittier. People will use the block more when its filled with nazis, scammers, bots, and weird guys who post CP to own the libs.

LOL Elon had them make a bunch of fake accounts to boost his follower count

They changed the setup so that you are required to follow at least one account when you're signing up and Elon is always the first suggested account so every bot on the platform is following him

https://mashable.com/article/elon-musk-x-twitter-follower-data

Elon Musk's X follower count bloated by millions of new, inactive accounts

We took a close look at Elon Musk's more than 150 million followers on X aka Twitter. What we found is…concerning.

Mashable
X: the everything drug

Elon continues to make genius moves with Twitter

Think how much space those links took up!

Elon's on a bender again

Holy shit what an incredibly thin skinned baby

He actually managed to piss off the chuds, amazing

Elon right now

Lol at Musk unblocking a guy 3 years later just to make a snarky comment.

Tons of people (correctly) talk absolute shit to Musk on Twitter and he ignores most of it. This is a guy he blocked for being annoying and three years later remembered him and unblocked him just so he could reply to their 3 year old tweet.

Community notes ftw
"We are the last light in the darkness" yep things are good, going super well at Exxe dot con

The article doesn't contain the original tweet (and honestly why would you want to see it based on the described contents?) But yeah, holocaust denial. Terrific. Very healthy for a platform.

"According to a post on X by the Memorial and Museum Auschwitz-Birkenau, it had reported the offensive reply but received a response saying that after viewing the "available information" the platform had decided no rules had been broken."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-66570203

X removes Holocaust denying post after Auschwitz Museum criticism

The Auschwitz Museum reported the post but was initially told by X it did not break safety rules.

BBC News

Ronan Farrow published a long profile on Musk:

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2023/08/28/elon-musks-shadow-rule

"Tesla for a time included in its vehicles the ability to replace the humming noises that electric cars must emit—since their engines make little sound—with goat bleats, farting, or a sound of the owner’s choice. ā€œWe’re, like, ā€˜No, that’s not compliant with the regulations, don’t be stupid,’ ā€ Cliff told me. Tesla argued with regulators for more than a year, according to an N.H.T.S.A. safety report."

Elon Musk’s Shadow Rule

Ronan Farrow reports on how the U.S. government came to rely on the tech billionaire—and is now struggling to rein him in.

The New Yorker

How does he keep coming up with these genius ideas????

https://fortune.com/2023/08/21/elon-musk-plans-remove-headlines-news-articles-link-shared-on-x-twitter/

"According to a source with knowledge of the matter, the change is being pushed directly by X owner Elon Musk. The primary objective appears to be to reduce the height of tweets, thus allowing more posts to fit within the portion of the timeline that appears on screen."

Seems like a good way to get news agencies to completely stop posting to your platform.

Elon Musk plans to remove headlines from news articles shared on X

Tweets containing news article links will be stripped of headlines and other metadata (like this very sentence). Instead, X, formerly Twitter, plans to display only an image and a URL.

Fortune

I love how much Musk begs people to post on X. Just a massive stink of desperation.

He has no idea why people are so unenthused about posting directly on the platform where said idiot owner is destroying a major feature every 2 weeks.

"please post on this platform where i could pay you $200 if i wake up from a ket trip and happen to see your account on my phone, and if it doesn't make me mad or sad, which could be anything (unless it's child exploitation which makes me very happy indeed!!)"

so this past week he's proposed removing blocks, then after a sideshow of blocking everyone who pointed out that's a stupid fucking idea he's now proposing removing link embeds

just insane that at the same time fb is stepping into their own shit by moving away from news on the feed, musk is making yet another huge unforced error that will drive away the people who actually attract users to twitter

"its where i get my news" is literally the only good thing people have to say about twitter

it's weird how all his plans to "improve" twitter revolve around taking away basic QoL features that were massively important to the platform's perception as the social media platform of choice, verified users was removed, tweet length limits removed, banning of nazis who share child porn removed, block button for stalkers and harassers to be removed, link embeds to be removed

soon opening twitter will just redirect to AI spambot generated timecube

he is becoming increasingly isolated

https://www.thedailybeast.com/elon-musks-odd-behavior-may-be-due-to-increasing-drug-use-associates-tell-ronan-farrow

ā€œHis life just sucks,ā€ one colleague told The New Yorker. ā€œIt’s so stressful. He’s just so dedicated to these companies. He goes to sleep and wakes up answering e-mails. Ninety-nine per cent of people will never know someone that obsessed, and with that high a tolerance for sacrifice in their personal life.ā€

Elon Musk’s Odd Behavior May Be Due to Increasing Drug Use, Associates Tell Ronan Farrow

Musk has long touted ketamine as an alternative to antidepressants.

The Daily Beast
@cspam He's just so dedicated and self-sacrificing, said an anonymous source who is definitely not Elon Musk.