BREAKING: Rudy Giuliani, who reportedly is in dire financial condition, arrives in Atlanta to surrender for state charges -- on a private jet.
@lauren Those who the gods would destroy, they first make mad, no, poor.
@lauren these parasites have plenty of willing hosts to mooch off.
@lauren Who's paying for that...might be interesting to find out news media?

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Con Air.

@GoatRoper Doesn't have to be fancy. A cramped cage in the back of a transport van would also work.

@lauren

Great idea! Rudy Tootie needs airing out! <fart

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Transportation I've seen used are SUV with a pad eye bolted to the floor they run a short chain from the handcuffs and waist yoke through. It imobilizes the prisoner and is safer than trying to remove the prisoner from the cage without. (side drop) Trump would not like that. Uncomfortable but necessary for dangerous criminals.

@lauren sadly in this timeline it could be a billionaire just giving him a flight so Rudy would stop calling him
@pixelpusher220 Possibly. But which one?
@lauren dunno, just a sarcastically depressed comment on the current state of this country 😜

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And he claims he's broke? OHH !!!! πŸ’’

@lauren Which billionaire sugar daddy owns it?
@lauren shot down by russian air defense please
@hapbt @lauren Or hire the 80 year old from Tenerife who managed to down a helicopter by throwing a rock. He would consider the private jet a new challenge.
@ElBeeToots @lauren can't stop the rock!
@hapbt @lauren 'No! We didn't mean that you should throw The Rock! Put him down!'
@lauren I hear it's very hard to find a commercial flight into [checks notes] Atlanta
@lauren Maybe he was hitchhiking.
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Well, 20 large for a trip of two hours where people don't call you loser is a relief. It doesn't stop the stewardess from spitting in your drink.
@lauren well I guess there was an empty seat because Alito and/or Thomas had to cancel
@lauren Yeah, a G5. He had to sell his G6. He's down real bad.