Pat HigginsMy kid wrote this 65-word story off the top of her head when she was nine, and it remains one of the greatest things in the universe.
decitect@pathigginsfilm @OldAndCranky Awesome! Reminds me of “Ladies First!” from Marlo Thomas’s “Free to be you & me” album in the 70s! Your daughter is much more succinct though!! https://genius.com/Marlo-thomas-ladies-first-lyrics (thanks for the boost O&C!)