Davester"I didn't lie, I just didn't tell you the entire truth"
Match!!the transman barbarian who happens to be staying at the same tavern: 👹👉👈
ArbitraryValueGenerally if you think you’ve outsmarted the fey, you haven’t. Enjoy giving birth.
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TheGreatFoxLikely by means of it bursting out of your chest. There’s a few monsters that reproduce like that.
Imagine the arrogance required to think you can outsmart a powerful fey entity
Ok I’m imagining a warlock.
And knowing memers it’s unironic.
The Bard in GreenThis is 100% coming back to bite you. Somehow.
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Four of my siblings have a gay dad!
When you try to outsmart the person who dictates the universal laws that control how the setting’s gods operate you’re just asking to have that attitude forcibly returned to you. Most likely in suppository form.
Nothing could go wrong here, you’re so smart!
baby bursts out of your chest
Everyone here assuming OP gonna give birth. Watch the guilt when their lover dies in childbirth instead
How does this fulfill the bargain?
Well the soul is no longer in the dead baby presumably
The DM, creating an ex-lover character who presented as male but became pregnant and will be showing up shortly.
The old Reverse Madam Butterfly
You better make a kid or you’re gonna have failed to pay your bills.