Lol muskie is a bitch who folds at the slightest actual pushback
Tweet / Twitter

Twitter
Rip anyone hired to be head of Brand Safety at X corp
What I honestly hate about him more then anything else including many more deserving reasons is how fucking unfunny he is. like all his humor is fucking dumbshit bad surface level sex jokes or references to the worst jokes on a show. its not even channer humor because at least some of that can be twistedly funny sometimes, this shit's just "hurr i 69nd myself into a pickle, i am pickle rick". like fuck man watch other shit.

The insane amount of plastic surgery, and constantly being on uppers since he was forced to buy Twitter is all hitting at once and we’re watching him decompose in real time

my favorite part is how he's had so much jaw filler injected his smile is permanently upside down

also lol at his nasty beard graying out

Pretty sure it's been well established that you can't wait for people to get X on their own and X must deliver it to them

*X taking legal action against the Centre for Countering Digital Hate- a non-profit*

“Reporting negatively on us is equivalent to suppression of free speech”, says organization in full control of everything that is posted on their own platform.

I feel like filing a lawsuit against an organization named the "Center for Countering Digital Hate" is one of those things that should make a sane person stop and have an "Are we the baddies?" moment. But, well, Elmo.

Here's the org's reply

https://counterhate.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Letter-to-A.-Spiro-from-R.-Kaplan-re-CCDH.pdf

ElonX literally took people's handles away from them.

What the fuck freedom of speech do you have if you don’t even get to keep your own goddamn name?

Even the people that pay eight dollars a month aren’t buying Elon's shit in the comments lol

Roberta Kaplan is representing them. she's the one who fought pro-bono for gay marriage to be recognized in the us https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Windsor (yes I know that Obergefell v Hodges forced its legality but recognition was an important first step)

also the person who bankrupted the people behind the unite the right nazi rally in charlottesville

United States v. Windsor - Wikipedia

and most recently won the defamation suit against trump for raping e jean carroll (and yes, the judge specifically ruled that while the legal term was sexual battery, he cannot counter-sue for defamation if someone calls it rape https://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-rape-e-jean-carroll-sexual-abuse-jury-judge-2023-7?r=US&IR=T )

so she has a history of taking on pieces of shit and winning, even if they were as powerful as the former president of the us

Donald Trump raped E. Jean Carroll, not just sexual abuse: judge

The jury didn't find Trump "raped" Carroll only because of a quirk in New York state law, according to the judge who oversaw the trial.

Business Insider

his entire plan is to just use discovery to find out who the secret cabal of leftists planning his and x's destruction are

this will be fun 🍿🍿🍿

CCDH did threaten in their letter to Elon's lawyers that if Elon insists on pressing forward and filing a lawsuit, they'd be using their powers of discovery to get all of Twitter's internal information about how they identify and categorize and measure hate speech, their metrics on hate speech; and additionally information about their advertising income (which are all directly relevant to the complaint).
This filing is just performative by Elon, to try to create a chilling effect to discourage anyone else from writing articles that make him sad. As soon as he's being required by discovery to turn over information detailing the fact that Twitter has basically no real measurements of hate speech, and the sad state his advertising revenue is in, he'll drop the suit because he won't want to turn any of that over.
It's like wearing long sleeves over your swastika tattoo
gone away is the blue bird, here to stay is the n word
The new EU regulations against hate speech and misinformation are coming into effect by the end of august. Musk said he'd abide by them (lmao)
Well that 10% covers the wage of their remaining 2-3 developers. Clearly a business genius.

It's like he's screaming continuously to try to drown out his own thoughts telling him he's a cowardly loser, and also all of the other people telling him that.

Zuck should challenge him on top of a staircase. Because it seems the first time didn’t take.

There's something grossly and genuinely wrong about watching a grown man with far too much wealth and power to ever get a genuine comeuppance, delivering a bragging replay of his own childish behavior to his online friends with the sweaty, obvious dishonesty of a nasty little boy of 11 or 12 relaying to the other boys how he totally owned some rival in the playground.

Cringe is too small a word.

twitter's lawyers, explaining to the court that they have no one left who can write a SQL query
the government's lawyers, explaining to the court that you just hit Control F

Is it just me or is there a 100% chance Trump talked to his advisors about sensitive stuff via DM?

https://politico.com/news/2023/08/15/special-counsel-obtained-trump-twitter-howell-00111410

Special counsel obtained Trump DMs despite ‘momentous’ bid by Twitter to delay, unsealed filings show

Judge Beryl Howell lit into Twitter for taking steps to give Donald Trump advance notice about the search warrant.

POLITICO
hell of a ratio goin on here for ms libs of tiktok

An analysis of the US vs Twitter case for the subpoena of Trump's tweets - Part 1

https://www.dcd.uscourts.gov/sites/dcd/files/23sc31%20Attachment%20A%20-%20Documents%20unsealed%20with%20redactions.pdf

An analysis of the US vs Twitter case for the subpoena of Trump's tweets - Part 2 - How obvious Elon's simping for Trump was and just how much Twitter is a dead company walking with no real institutional knowledge left

Note: Fleets were basically Instagram/Snapchat stories

https://www.dcd.uscourts.gov/sites/dcd/files/23sc31%20Attachment%20A%20-%20Documents%20unsealed%20with%20redactions.pdf

Hmm, let me think. Conservative politicians for not doing anything about climate change. Fuckers who constantly fly around in private jets. Self-immolating cars...

It's absolutely wild that Musk is just consistently going "I'M A NAZI! !! AT THIS WHITE KID BEING BULLIED BY EVIL MINORITIES! I'M A NAZI! HELLO HELLO NAZI HERE!"

Meanwhile the media is like "Damn what are his politics? A true enigma worthy of the Riddler!"

How long until Musk makes all new accounts follow him by default, ala Myspace Tom (except MySpace Tom is cool, and my friend)
Coincidentally, the Apple App Store requires apps to implement blocking they want to even sniff being available in the store
it's about Realism in apps

Turns out he's fine with blocking people from viewing the concert they paid for

Extreme “going to your ex girlfriend’s wedding” levels of sad

Of course

Block also makes it so they cant see your posts or interact with them in anyway (no QTs) obviously they can just log out or if you are locked into "followers only" mode, make another account to look at your content but it does make it harder to harass someone.

It is funny seeing him reap the consequences of making the site even shittier. People will use the block more when its filled with nazis, scammers, bots, and weird guys who post CP to own the libs.

LOL Elon had them make a bunch of fake accounts to boost his follower count

They changed the setup so that you are required to follow at least one account when you're signing up and Elon is always the first suggested account so every bot on the platform is following him

https://mashable.com/article/elon-musk-x-twitter-follower-data

Elon Musk's X follower count bloated by millions of new, inactive accounts

We took a close look at Elon Musk's more than 150 million followers on X aka Twitter. What we found is…concerning.

Mashable
X: the everything drug

Elon continues to make genius moves with Twitter

Think how much space those links took up!

Elon's on a bender again

Holy shit what an incredibly thin skinned baby

He actually managed to piss off the chuds, amazing

Elon right now

Lol at Musk unblocking a guy 3 years later just to make a snarky comment.

Tons of people (correctly) talk absolute shit to Musk on Twitter and he ignores most of it. This is a guy he blocked for being annoying and three years later remembered him and unblocked him just so he could reply to their 3 year old tweet.

@cspam so this is the guy making the neuralink this is the guy who's going to send us to Mars
Elon isn't a genius the people he hires is we just got to hope he spends his money in the right place