Coworkers, accusingly: Why weren’t you at the company cookout?!?
Me: I was on vacation. We had a family cookout that afternoon instead!
Coworkers: You should’ve joined us instead!
Me: Hahahahaha!
Me: I was on vacation. We had a family cookout that afternoon instead!
Coworkers: You should’ve joined us instead!
Me: Hahahahaha!

