Coworkers, accusingly: Why weren’t you at the company cookout?!?
Me: I was on vacation. We had a family cookout that afternoon instead!
Coworkers: You should’ve joined us instead!
Me: Hahahahaha!
Uh, maybe I’m in the wrong department? My department doesn’t celebrate #InternationalRumDay
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A coworker brought in a life-size cardboard cutout of Danny DeVito. We think his wife told him to get rid of it. It moves around the building and scares the bejesus out of people. At least it went into hiding during our audit last week. #WorkPosts
That moment of panic when you review your previous week's work status update and realize that instead of writing 'gap analysis' you told your boss that you worked on a 'fap analysis' instead... Oops. #typo #workposts

Remote ‘Lunch and Learn’ meetings are BS.

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@LeeToma umm, pretty sure some of that isn't rum...