On Star Trek everyone knows that if you grab someone when they're beaming away you'll beam with them but I bet transporter technicians fucking hate that shit
@geekysteven *dude grabs onto the captain as they beam away* Transporter tech: *sigh* I f-ing hate this job. *adjusts transporter settings* One of these days I'm just going to let you merge into a single organism upon rematerialization and all the other transporter techs will cheer.