NOT NOW EARTHQUAKE WE ARE HAVING A HURRICANE WAIT YOUR GODDAMN TURN

[Pointing fiercely at wildfires, riots]: AND YOU! FUCK RIGHT OFF

@Popehat fun fact. The weight of the water raining down and it’s migration into previously dry fractures in the earth is likely to trigger further small quakes.
@Popehat @karlkatzke Methinks we're witnessing the prequel to "Journey to the Center of the Earth" in real time. At least the ocean of the underworld part.