"Ladies and gentlemen."
- Tired
- Binary
- Exclusionary

"Gentles all!"
- Shakespearean
- Inclusive
- Hard to argue with

"Yo, fuckups!"
- Even more inclusive
- Attention-grabbing
- Far too accurate

@YouShallNotPass "Wassup fuckers, hey!"
@iagondiscord
In a situation where that's called for I might be tempted to go with "fuckos" instead, but the principle is the same.