"Ladies and gentlemen."
- Tired
- Binary
- Exclusionary

"Gentles all!"
- Shakespearean
- Inclusive
- Hard to argue with

"Yo, fuckups!"
- Even more inclusive
- Attention-grabbing
- Far too accurate

@YouShallNotPass stammering "h-hi.." before the social anxiety takes over and you throw up on the floor >>>>>>>>
@ari
I've been there too 🙃