"Ladies and gentlemen."
- Tired
- Binary
- Exclusionary

"Gentles all!"
- Shakespearean
- Inclusive
- Hard to argue with

"Yo, fuckups!"
- Even more inclusive
- Attention-grabbing
- Far too accurate

@YouShallNotPass
“Attention, sacks of mostly water!”
Very StarTrek.
@C0ppert0p
"Attention sentient water balloons!"