This Week in Barrel Scraping:

A washed-up former NBA player (and possible future candidate for office) bravely defended women by declaring that he could dominate the WNBA.

Wow, women are so lucky to have him. Nothing so noble as a man standing up for women's rights by saying how much better than a woman he is. #trans #news #sports #NBA #WNBA

https://www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-news/this-week-in-barrel-scraping-man-weighs-in-on-womens-sports-again

TWIBS: Brave Man Defends Women by Saying He’d Dominate Them in Sports — Assigned

Enes Kanter, a former basketball player who you may never have heard of, says he plans to declare himself a woman and dominate the WNBA.

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I’d let him into the wnba if they call him Penis Kantor. They wouldn’t play him, though, because his defense sucks.
@mcnulla I don't know enough about basketball but I've seen a bunch of ppl say he would not be the best player in the league, maybe not the best on any team lol