Mastodawn

The what now?

Want to learn more? Here’s everything you know about the elusive dongfish!

We're sorry to be the bearers of bad news. The (horngus of a) dongfish lives in the online world, but in no other habitat.

Snopes

Noooooooo

Reality is often disappointing

That’s gonna be my epitaph: “In reality, often disappointing”

Unfortunatley that’s not going to be your epitapth. You know why.

Oh shit, they found out?? flees the country