@RikerGoogling He needed to say, Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!

@RikerGoogling Search result: "Historians are fairly certain it either wasn't a real fox or wasn't real news, but aren't sure which."

@RikerGoogling
To get to the other side (or as they would phrase it, to “own the libs.”) (Oh, and “news” needs to be in scare-quotes there.)

@RikerGoogling who was al gezeera

@RikerGoogling to get a chicken to cross the road? Maybe,....

@RikerGoogling The chicken thought the sky was falling and ran off.

@RikerGoogling majorly disappointed that they practically never bring news about foxes, either