As an owner of children, I approve this message

https://lemmy.ml/post/3452742

As an owner of children, I approve this message - Lemmy

How anybody flies without noise-canceling headphones these days is beyond me.

I just had a 9 hour flight where both bathrooms were plugged and aisles were completely covered in puke because this kid got so sick, and refused to throw up into a bag. Every time he got sick he ran from his mom and threw up somewhere else on the plane

Left flight with puke on my backpack and shoes. Whole back of the plane was vomiting throughout the flight due to the smell. Nobody could use the bathrooms for the last 3 hours of the flight

My noise cancelling headphones were not effective

Should have gotten Bose.
Literal nightmare fuel

Yeah I’ve always had pre flight anxiety, all the “what ifs” going through my head

I actually didn’t think it could ever be so bad. Forever scared to fly ever again…

Really though this is probably the worst experience you’ll ever have on a plane.
Dude. How did the fucking marshals not step in? Allowing anyone, child or not, to repeatedly spread bio hazard on other passengers is not ok. One time? Fine, kids are gross and things happen. Repeatedly? That kid is a terrorist.
Believe it or not but not everyone is from the US. Flight marshals are mainly a US thing
Recalibrate your irony sensors.
Canada to Germany flight. Not much can be done while you are flying over Greenland.
Lol I’d have paid good money to see that.

See and NOT smell.

Also, blur the footage a bit please.

Yeah I know it barely even sounds like a true story, but it really happened

Vancouver to Frankfurt via condor, Aug 3.

I’m taller than average so it already sucks but last year I had three flights IN A ROW where I got placed behind somebody who was obsessed with leaning back in their seat. Like they’d lean back as much as the seat would let them which was already painful but then they’d try and push it more and more and jump back into the seat which was only hurting my knees more. One was 6 hours and I literally could not sleep 1 second because of the pain. three DIFFERENT people did this! Noise cancelling headphones did not help.
I know your pain friend. Worse still when you see the extra legroom seats were all given to 5 foot nothing grandmas
Im gagging just thinking about it. Ok, i will forever bring a facemask plus aromatic salts with me everytime i do an intercontinental flight!