@JoYo Seriously.

The conspiracy theorists are what got me. Like, people. Some of those answers are only generically classified. Go Google on the high side.

The young Earthers deserve an honorable mention.

Someone stole a Keurig from a colonel's office once. That was fun.

@storyteller parking is always a mess at various HQs but people regularly had their windows broken or straight up GTA.

That always bugged me because if an org is going to have OPSEC requirements the least they could do is protect the bare minimum.

Same with the people creeping. If I have to wear my contact info on my neck and everyone needs to know where I am at all times for AWOL purposes, the least an org can do is listen to concerns and protect that info.

@JoYo I forgot about all the people caught following pretty ladies to their cars with the security cameras and using their license plates to get phone numbers!

I was at least on a military base and thus avoided car related vandalism.

I'm told the only reason stripper/C++ man still has a clearance is because there are recruitment issues, for some *odd* reason.