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Aug 17, 2023 at 12:44amWeb
Show threadneptuneAug 17, 2023
And may be…?
Show threadTheForkOfDamoclesAug 17, 2023

“…may be the largest example of fossilised human feces ever found, measuring 20cm (8 in) long and 5cm (2 in) wide! Analysis of the stool has indicated that its producer subsisted largely on meat and bread. It dates back to approximately the 9th century and the person responsible is believed to be a Viking.”

It’s pretty big…I guess.

Show threadSTUPIDVIPGUYAug 17, 2023

Imagine the satisfaction after holding it in the entire ship voyage over to the americas, surviving just on meat and stale bread (the constipation must have been horrible)

Finding a tree, and literally dropping the biggest shit in human history

for some weirdos to dig it up 1200 years later and put it in a museum

Show threadjackie_jormp_jompAug 17, 2023
No one has lived or will ever live a better life
Show threadSubArcticTundraAug 17, 2023
Damn imagine if your shit ended up in a museum. But you didn’t.
Show threadSeeker of CarcosaAug 17, 2023
York isn’t in the Americas. It’s also a former Viking settlement, Jorvik. A millenium later and I’m in the same place, following the same diet of meat and bread.
Show threadjackie_jormp_jompAug 17, 2023
Yeah? Let’s see your coprolite buddy
Show threadSTUPIDVIPGUYAug 17, 2023
oh yeah I misread York as New York. which would have made sense since vikings are known to have been present in newfoundland area (i think)
Show thread30p87Aug 17, 2023
I could take that
Show threadTransient PunkAug 17, 2023
The coprolite was found in 1972 beneath the site of what was to become the branch of Lloyds Bank on Pavement in York, and may be the largest example of fossilised human faeces (palaeofaeces) ever found, measuring 20 centimetres (8 in) long and 5 centimetres (2 in) wide.
Lloyds Bank coprolite - Wikipedia

Show threadKingJalopy Aug 17, 2023

In 2003, the coprolite broke into three pieces after being dropped while being exhibited to a party of visitors, and efforts were undertaken to reconstruct it

Someone’s job was literally to reconstruct a piece of shit. If you ever feel bad about your job…

Show threadSubArcticTundraAug 17, 2023
Nice to see our taxes going to good use
Show threadArtemisAug 17, 2023
Saw a turn like this in the toilet at school in 2nd grade and I’ll never forget it
Show threadhamburglar26Aug 17, 2023
If you grew up in Texas I saw it too lol
Show thread🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆Aug 17, 2023
I once opened a portapotty at a local sporting event to see a literal mountain of shit rising from the cistern/tank it all goes into that came to a peak about 2 or 3 inches above the seat. I am, to this day, confounded as to how and more importantly why the last few poopers actually managed to get the shit that high without sitting directly on the mound.
Show threadXTornadoAug 17, 2023
I imagine them like those climbers/parkours that go up the walls by pushing 🫷🫸 their hands on both side walls to go up. When they reached the top of the porta potty they started their shitting procedure.
Show threadA Phlaming PhoenixAug 17, 2023

the presence of several hundred parasitic eggs suggests they [the pooper] were riddled with intestinal worms.

Show threadglorious_albusAug 17, 2023
What an Indian day to have eyes.
Show threadAItoothbrushAug 17, 2023
What does this sentence mean. What an indian day to have eyes?
Show threadglorious_albusAug 18, 2023
Guess my autocorrect failed me lol
Show threadrynzcycleAug 17, 2023
May be... Proof that bankers have always been full of shit.
Show threadStanwichAug 17, 2023
Hmm… I feel I could compete.
Show threadVikingHippieAug 17, 2023
Was in band called Bum Splitting Turds once. We were awful.
Show threadDogeekAug 18, 2023
It’s at least 6.7 kourics!