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Don’t do this: you’ll be ingesting dreadfully unhealthy levels of sodium.
My blood pressure has always been low!
Time to offset that low blood pressure with a few heart attacks!
*laughs in spironolactone*

You will certainly not regret eating 30 to 40 olives.

(I actually don’t really like olives, and totally agree with your comment about sodium. I hope no one takes it seriously)

Damn I almost took it seriously 🥲
Oh no. Like I’m sure it would be okay once, but the commenter has a good point above about sodium. Maybe stick to 10-15 haha.
I literally just googled this meme last night to send to my wife to thank her for buying me olives.
Nice.
I hope it is olive loaf you’ve got baking in that bread oven
You’ll have to find out.
surely it won’t give me acid reflux

Sounds made up. Surely it will not.

(Don’t actually do it)

I’m in this photo and I don’t like it
This makes a compelling argument…
Hey! I only got 46 updoots when I posted this here! Not fair!
Oh, I’m sorry. I’ll look for yours and give it a big up-doot.
How much would you pay to see Sean Lock eat this whole bowl of whelks?