MadsAug 16, 2023
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[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: good newss
Rowling: we've jusst achieved a major victory!
Rowling: transs women are now banned from competing in chesss b/c of their biological advantage
Rowling: i know this ssounds like a joke but for real
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Rowling: for too long have transss women unfairly dominated the world of chesss
Rowling: with their incredible wrissst ssstrength, they're jussst too good at picking up thossse little piecesss and moving them around
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Helen Joyce: the phenomenal wrist strength of trans women, like some kind of mad jungle ape, is a threat to the petite fragile bird-boned cis women of chess, so really the only logical response is to kill them all
Rowling: yess yess thisss sscansss
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Jesse Singal: dark lord! dark lord! pick me!
Singal: i can think of another rationalization
Singal: i mean reason
Singal: for banning trans women from chess!
Rowling: yesss? Singal: they're born men, right? so that means they're smarter
Rowling:
Rowling: yess that sssounds right
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Rowling: it'ss true, men do naturally have ssmarter brainss, too ssmart for biologically dumber women to compete with
Rowling: therefore we need to ban transs women
Rowling: we're really sstriking a blow for feminissm here aren't we?
Helen Joyce: lol don't ask me, i'm just a girl
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JK Rowling: alssso trans men have to forfeit all previous pre-transssition victories
Rowling: no reasson for that one, jussst to be dicksss really
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JK Rowling: our official terf death eater posssition isss now that women are biologically dumber than men
Helen Joyce: sounds great!
Maya Forstater: that's right!
Julie Bindel: [with red tape over mouth] Hmmm!
Allison Bailey: we demand to be taken seriously!
Show threadActually AnnaliseAug 16, 2023

@bitterkarella

Honestly, the only thing in all of this that doesn't seem accurate is that Bailey hasn't spilt spaghetti from her briefcase at any point in the conversation.

Show threadCheerful WarthogAug 17, 2023
@ActuallyAnnalise @bitterkarella I assume her briefcase is just spilling out spaghetti in all directions at all times, but people just don't bring it up because it's assumed.
Show threadCatherine LundoffAug 16, 2023
@bitterkarella *Bangs head (preferably one of theirs) on keyboard* I was hoping this was satire, but have since looked it up. 🙄😠
Show threadtibbi ✨Aug 16, 2023
@bitterkarella
Terfs are the real idiots. They are the ones who should be banned from stuff.
Show threadNudeln Al Dente 🐘Aug 16, 2023
@bitterkarella I can't even.