I'll eat my hat after convicted and sentenced and not a second sooner.

Don’t look at the conviction rate for federal prosecutors then. And stock up on BBQ sauce. A NY jury would convict Trump of just being fat and ugly, that’s how much everyone (including Republicans) hate him. People literally go out of their way to make their dogs pee on Trump Tower.

You will just change your mind and say “He should have gotten more time! 5 years is nothing. House arrest? His house is huge!”

For a former president, that’s the worst possible.

I'll sit on the laurel of all the presidents who have been convicted of their crimes so far.

While you’re looking at them, compare their average approval ratings. Trump has the lowest of them all, having never broken 50% approval.

I'm sure that will really hamper him in the popularity contest portion of the trial but he will pick those back up in the swimsuit contest.